Laxgating
The act of waiting in the bathroom, before you have a bowl movement, after you take a laxitive and or stool softener
Laxgating by Victem_Sassquatch August 5, 2008
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langatang
The act of delivering a blow or wack to your drug dealers head with a empty fourty ounce malt liquor beverage container, and then taking your drugs and leaving enough cash to cover fair market value of the drugs on the dealers unconscious body.
Hey man did you hear, Scottie to Hottie got locked up! I herd he got caught trying to langatang the shit out of Justin Timberlake!
langatang by Johnny B Gude June 2, 2009
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Lactating Savage
At first we didn't know what was wrong with Linda, but we soon found out she was a Lactating Savage.
Lactating Savage by Viking Guy May 15, 2007
Lactating Cow
one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.
Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.
Lactating Cow by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 27, 2008
lactating male
lactating male by Dr Bunnygirl February 14, 2019
Lactating wombat
Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.
"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"
Lactating wombat by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010
lactating whore
As it sounds, it is breastfeeding for pay. Erotic lactation is considered a taboo by many because of its proximity to incest and children. "Milk fetishism" and "lactophilia" are medical, diagnostic terms for paraphilias and are used for disorders according to the precise criteria of ICD-10 and DSM-IV.
In 2003, there was a report of New Zealand brothel that offered lactation services to its clients. Though not strictly prostitution, a Beijing restaurant offered breastmilk-based dishes on its menu.
In 2003, there was a report of New Zealand brothel that offered lactation services to its clients. Though not strictly prostitution, a Beijing restaurant offered breastmilk-based dishes on its menu.
lactating whore by Gender Studies Student February 12, 2010
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