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lawnchair parade 

1. A redneck party, due to the fact that most of their parties are held in the front/back yard.

2. Any nonspecific group of lawnchairs, particularly during any event where one must bring their own seating.
1. I was at a real southern wedding last night, what a lawnchair parade!

2. Mardi Gras is one of the most common times for lawnchair parades.

Rocket Lawnchair 

Another, more humorous way to say Rocket Launcher.
Popularized by Metal Slug X and it's hilarious announcer.
Upon picking up an R symbol, Marco heard someone shout "ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!" in their ears from absolutely nowhere.
Rocket Lawnchair by Tarmarco June 25, 2010

Mercer County Lawnchair 

Sitting in a wheelbarrow in a reclining position with the handles touching the ground with beer in hand. - or - a sexual position in which the male folds the female into the shape of a closed lawn chairs.
Zach told me he gave her the Mercer County Lawnchair last night.

Folded Lawnchair

Sex position where the woman's legs are on top of the man's shoulders - in missionary- and he comes into you nice, and hard.
Woman: oh baby, harder...harder!- let's do the folded lawnchair
Man: Ohhh yeeeah - Bring those legs up more baby , your thighs are so soft
Folded Lawnchair by likeitbig24 September 8, 2011

Rawkit Lawnchair 

A rawkit lawnchair is a specific form of lawnchair which is designed to propel rawkits at high velocity.
Look out! He has a Rawkit Lawnchair!
Rawkit Lawnchair by empty_shadow September 19, 2009

dirty lawnchair 

The gentleman takes off his belt and inserts it into the ladies' anus. He then proceeds to remove it and strike her across the back with the soiled end until she resembles a dirty lawnchair.
My girl got wasted at the governors ball so I had to give her a dirty lawnchair.
dirty lawnchair by Joe81 August 11, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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