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Lauri Porra 

Former bassist for Finnish power metal band Stratovarius from 2005-2008. Is known for never having played a single note on any Stratovarius release.
Lauri Porra is god. No wait, that's Lemmy.
Lauri Porra by Dwaggie! June 10, 2008

Laura Palmer

The mysterious homecoming queen of the small fictional town of Twin Peaks, who was found wrapped in plastic on February 23rd 1989, aged 17.

Also a song by the British alt-rock band, Bastille, based on the Twin Peaks character.
"Have you watched the episode of Twin Peaks where Laura Palmer's killer is revealed?"

"Laura Palmer by Bastille is such a cool song."
Laura Palmer by Annie Blackburn December 27, 2013

Laurie Post 

Although rumored to be a fictitious legend, this local celebrity has been coaching for decades. Most known for her mastery in the art of aquatic instruction, this tame dame has a rich history of developing wee young lads into olympic gold medalists. Her resume includes head coach of the Tigersharks and Blue Dolphins Swimming Teams and has also been credited for inventing the Statue dance move.
Pedestrian #1: "Was that a super hero?"
Pedestrian #2: "Nope, that was Laurie Post!"
Laurie Post by Birthday Cake 4 July 20, 2009

Laura-pearl 

The most caring, loyal and trustworthy person you will ever meet, the best friend you could ever have! She is shy with people she doesn't know, but is really a super crazy, hyper and happy person. Is usually positive, but some things can bring her down.

Is a amazing person to know and be around loves to make other laugh but don't take her kindness for granted cause she is crazy and loving at the same time . Has most likely been hurt by someone close to her but still tries to love like she has never been hurt.

The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humor. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Humble confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate , and absolutley breathtaking, . Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She enjoys trouble making. She knows how to get what she wants,how,when,where she wants it.

Her smile etches itself in your memory and will make you smile whenever you recall it. As her name implies,she is more precious and rare to find than gold and diamond. There is usually only one in existence. When you fall in love with a Laura-pearl never let her go because you would never find anyone as unique and perfect as she is.
"Do you know who Laura-pearl is?" "She's my babe!"

Two gentlemen are at a table in an Italian restaurant.

Mitchell: Do you see that girl over there?

Ross: The brunette one, with an Italian look on her?

Mitchell: Yeah, she looks kinda like a goddess
Ross: She's ridiculously beautiful.........

Mitchell: And classy......and smart....and.......I'm getting her number. I'll bet she's a Laura-pearl.

Ross: Yeah........I bet.
Laura-pearl by Jayasum December 5, 2017

Laura Prepon 

laura prepon is the hottest person in the world

Doin A Laura Palmer 

When you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.
Gf: Baby what are you doing with that coke? It's Sunday night, and you have work at 7am tomorrow!

Me: Oh baby, im "Doin a Laura Palmer", its when you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.