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Laurensexual 

Parents:Are you bisexual?

No Im laurensexual.
Laurensexual by WorldWideRat February 8, 2020

Lawrence Albert Connor 

Gay ass pedophile who was pegged in the butt by Lanni Barbie. He loves to smear Frank Jameson as a mental defective, when Frank isn’t. Lawrence is extremely stubborn, and has been known for being rude towards his own fans.
“Dude, did you see the porno where Lawrence Albert Connor got pegged in the bum?”
Lawrence Albert Connor by rahal July 29, 2020

David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center 

The worst school in North Miami, Florida. The staff isn't good. The teachers are horrible. The lunch is disgusting. This school is EXTREMELY unsanitary (there are roaches and rats everywhere in this school). The electives are horrible (ex: Peer Counseling). There are no teams nor clubs. There are fights pretty much everyday. It's a bad school overall.
You go to David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center? That school is so bad.

Laurence Rickard 

Laurence Rickard is an actor and writer, best known for his work in the CBBC series Horrible Histories. Not only does he write a number of the sketches, but he has moved from 'background colour' to main actor during the development of the show. Possibly his most loved character is Bob Hale. His Twitter account is known for containing daily pearls of wisdom (or gems of lunacy). Rickard has also appeared in the comedy series Balls of Steel and has written extensively for comedy shows over the years. He has a loyal following of obsessive/dedicated fans known as Rickardians.
"Did you see Laurence Rickard as the Egyptian dentist last night? Yum!"

"Bob Hale report on Renaissance - awesome."
Laurence Rickard by larryrules November 9, 2012
Laurene is one of the most drop dead gorgeous girls you’ll ever meet. Her kind, funny, caring, hard working personality will have you falling for her in no time. She’ll always consider others feelings before acting because how people think of her mean something to her. A Laurene is very loyal to her partner and friends and will never betray their trust. She is a lover of animals, and will treat them as her children. If you ever meet a Laurene, don’t challenge her to a game of Uno cards, she’ll destroy you. Once you find someone like Laurene, you’ll never want to loose her fun-loving personality.
You: Hey, did you meet Laurene yet?
Friend: No, why?
You: Oh cmon, she’s a blast.
Friend: Let’s go meet her!

Laurence 

A perfect guy , he will never let you down. He is incrediblely sweet, caring , kind, faithful, talented, loving , very handsome but he is a gentleman . Laurence takes responsibility for his actions and apologizes even when it really doesn't matter because he respects women . There is no other kind of guy you would want to be !!!
My bestfriend is so incredibly amazing I would think he was a Laurence if I didn't know his name . Wait he is Laurence !!!
Laurence by LNB_Queen April 24, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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