Lasturbation

When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.

Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?

Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.

Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting

Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.

by Phil Spinelli October 28, 2008

lasturbation

the last masturbation before something; death, a long journey, a night out

"I better go take my lasturbation before we depart."

by Ass P. Hat May 23, 2008

Lasturbate

The last masturbation session one can fit in before whatever may await them that day or even in their life.

Prisoner 8356 was only an hour away from the chair, his only choice, to lasturbate.

by Jjcales January 11, 2012

lasturbation

The last time you masturbate to someone before you get over them.

Bartholomew: Nah, I'd never get back with Kelly, even if she begged me.
Reginald: Really, dude? You had so much thirst last week.
Bartholomew: I finally lasturbated and now I don't need her. I even think she's kinda gross!

Bob: Oh hi, Mark! What's with the new chick? How did you manage to get over Stacy?
Mark: Lasturbation is the way, man.
Bob: Teach me, master.

by legendsword2 July 09, 2018

Lasturbate

Final time masturbating before moving addresses.

The moving crew is coming in the morning. I'll have to get up early to lasturbate.

by Mover99 August 25, 2021