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last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

last peace 

Last Peace is a band based out of Tacoma, WA. They have been playing together for around three years and have been with their current drummer for one year now. The band takes considerable pride in each song's diversity amongst the rest of their armada of songs. Their genres span a great distance, from influences such as Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Cake, and other great bands of past and present times. There overall sound has been difficult to describe, and therefore has been hard to get exposed, as venues tend to book similar acts together. With a plethora of shows now under their belt, they are making a name for themselves in the community, and have somewhat broken into the Seattle scene, and are trying to get wide exposure in Seattle, Tacoma, and the surrounding areas.

With members in both high school, and college, the band has a wide fan base. Still, most fans are still under 21, so all ages shows are highly favorable. Last Peace has played at a variety of venues including coffee shops, a pizza parlor, bars, and of course, the more common music venues. Overall, Last Peace's sweet riffs, awesome lyrics, and great groove make them a great band to listen to both on CD and on stage;

A freaking awesome band.
Jill: Hey did you go to the Last Peace show last night?

Jack: Uh, I've never heard of that band before.

Jill: What the... what planet are you from???

Jack: ...Earth?
last peace by likeyehokwhatev September 28, 2004

peace and quiet at last 

A phrase commonly used when an annoying-ass bastard of a person leaves.
"peace and quiet at last," John said as his uncle's annoying girlfriend left.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026