The quintessential woman. She is inconceivably wonderful. She is the most gorgeous and intelligent human being created. She is a jack of all trades; a renaissance woman. If you know a LaShanda, consider yourself both lucky and unworthy.

person 1: Wow, my mind can't process that woman's greatness.

person 2: Yup, she must be a LaShanda.

LaShanda by mymymymy February 4, 2010

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LaShanda

LaShanda is a girl who thinks she is the best when really she just might be. She likes thugs, especially boys with braids. She is an independent girl who needs no help from anyone else and kind of stubborn though. She usually makes people wish they were friends with her and she is a really reliable friend.

Mary: Who's that girl?
John: Oh that's just LaShanda....
Mary: Cool, i wish i had friends like her, she seems nice.

LaShanda by skinnebeth July 27, 2010

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LaShanette

Phenomenal woman who wont take no for an answer. Able to overcome any and all obstacles. Intelligent and beautiful possessing all the qualities that exemplify womanhood. Not a perfect work but a work in progress. Loving person who wears her heart on her sleeve as well as her rage. Successful woman who went from the subzero to infinite!!!!!

Now thats a LaShanette right there.

LaShanette by Ettenahsal February 8, 2010

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Lashanti

Is a lady who can be sexy and sexual when with the one. She has a great body and is very loving.

Me: when I find the one she'll be sexy and the best thing you have ever seen
Friend: you mean a lashanti I have one

Lashanti by Chocolate anonymous October 1, 2016

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lashanna

Lashanna is the most talented girl in the world. She has beautiful eyes and lovely blonde hair. She is determined, smart, enthusiastic, and loves to read. She is the definition of a hard worker and doesn't give up. She is the nicest girl you will ever meet.

"Omg, Lashanna has the prettiest eyes I've ever seen"

lashanna by Lashanna July 13, 2017

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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