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LaShanda 

The quintessential woman. She is inconceivably wonderful. She is the most gorgeous and intelligent human being created. She is a jack of all trades; a renaissance woman. If you know a LaShanda, consider yourself both lucky and unworthy.
person 1: Wow, my mind can't process that woman's greatness.

person 2: Yup, she must be a LaShanda.
LaShanda by mymymymy February 4, 2010
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LaShanda 

LaShanda is a girl who thinks she is the best when really she just might be. She likes thugs, especially boys with braids. She is an independent girl who needs no help from anyone else and kind of stubborn though. She usually makes people wish they were friends with her and she is a really reliable friend.
Mary: Who's that girl?
John: Oh that's just LaShanda....
Mary: Cool, i wish i had friends like her, she seems nice.
LaShanda by skinnebeth July 27, 2010

LaShanda 

An entitled or indignant black woman who thinks she's Beyonce, but sounds like Riskay. Basically, the ghetto version of a Karen.
"Man I am so tired of dealing with these fucking LaShandas, yesterday one rear ended me, today another one bashed her door into my car and had the audacity to ask me for money right after, and then another one yelled at me for giving her the wrong Velveeta product while doing doordash."
LaShanda by lashandahater September 16, 2023

LaShandra 

You tell it like it is, you got that LaShandra.
LaShandra by Anzetta November 21, 2014

LaShawnda 

A bad bitch under cover! The life of every party.

A good friend and help when needed! LaShawndas are usually thicker than most women and won't get the attention they feel is needed or deserved! LaShawnda's are often very hot and usually don't get seen for who they really are! at the end of the day LaShawndas are the BEST friend or lover anyone could wish for
thick like nicki minaj but all real!! (plastic hoe)
cute like keri hilson but with out make up ( artificial hoe)
LaShawnda is sweeter than a swisher and thicker than a barbie
LaShawnda by Super_bass August 22, 2011
Beautiful caring young lady, who really loves God. Is a beautiful person inside and out, has a very sincer discreet way of showing she cares for you. Lashonda loves to laugh. You don't want to risk loosing her she is somewhat a waterfall in a dessert, so she is someone who can definitely be there to give u that needed word of encouragement during the most trying times.
Lashonda is nice.
Lashonda by Bt July 8, 2012
A beautiful young girl, usually pinned as an outcast because she lives contrary to popular beliefs. One who struggles with an eternal fight daily, but enjoys the war. Who has a promising future ahead of her. ; Unique female ; A female with that *IT* factor, she just has something no one can put their finger on.
The girl walked passed me with such a stunning ambiance, she walked with a certain regal manner, and I could tell she has extreme respect for herself.
Me: Excuse me miss? She turned.
Girl: Yes
Me: Sorry to bother you but I noticed you walking pass and I had to ask you . . what is your name?
Girl: Oh me my name is LaShonda.
No other name could sound so sweet.

-OR-

Guy1:hey Jack, you see that girl she is so stunning?!
Guy2: Oh yeah I definitely see that LaShonda over there! Wow she is so uniquely, beautiful and mysterious.
LaShonda by LSMickens February 1, 2009
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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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B)
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