Definitions by Buttons
Boozing Braggers
Adult males, in their 20's, clearly over the legal drinking age, who still feel the need to drink competitively and brag about it. They often make mention of there drinking accomplishments including how late they stayed out or more specifically, how much alcohol they drank. Usually, these males grew up in suburban towns across the U.S. They usually didn't taste their first beer until their freshman year of college and didn't get drunk until their first spring break while watching girls gone wild.
Brian: I'M the one that decided to go to the bar last night, if I recall.
And I had three beers at school, then shot pool at the QW till they closed. What now, jerk?
Chris: heck no...i was itching for boozing from the start.
Brian: Call me whenever you go out and I will show up to drink. But please remember that I drink competitively, so do not make attempts to keep up.
Chris: I view drinking as a marathon, not a sprint.
And I had three beers at school, then shot pool at the QW till they closed. What now, jerk?
Chris: heck no...i was itching for boozing from the start.
Brian: Call me whenever you go out and I will show up to drink. But please remember that I drink competitively, so do not make attempts to keep up.
Chris: I view drinking as a marathon, not a sprint.
Boozing Braggers by Buttons February 18, 2005
Female Lapper
An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.
Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.
Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.
Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.
Female Lapper by Buttons February 16, 2005
Female Lapper
Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.
Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?
Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?
Female Lapper by Buttons February 15, 2005
fakerssuck
fakerssuck by buttons October 28, 2004