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To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit
Ronnie is such an ass lapper that the Lt. thinks his tongue is a wash cloth
by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006
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