The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.
Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.
Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.
Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.
Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.
Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.
Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.
Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.
by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025
The current computer Strong Bad owns for checking emails in homestarrunner.com. Made it's first appearance in Sbemail 206, where Strong Bad ''dusts off'' the Compé, the Lappier was shown instead.
Strong Bad: Whoa! All that dust compressed my old computer, into a newer, even better computer! Like called to a diamond!
Strong Bad: The Lappier. Just like the previous model, only Crappier. I mean, more expensive. I mean, Lappier.
Strong Bad: The Lappier. Just like the previous model, only Crappier. I mean, more expensive. I mean, Lappier.
by Kenzie_quadra March 12, 2025