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zedis lapedis 

An exclamation of surprise or amazement. Coined from the tv movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century", which aired on Disney in 1999.
Zedis lapedis, I didn't know you got a tattoo!
zedis lapedis by Tony Perkis Sr. September 6, 2007
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Beautiful, intelligent, and real. People usually hate but you don't give a shit. You're a lover not a fighter and you trust people to easy
Hey, have you seen Laveda?
laveda by I'm dead June 18, 2017

cleveland lapdance 

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!
"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"
cleveland lapdance by osibisa October 20, 2007

Lakedaimon 

Lakedaimon.. The mighty ancient group that everyone trembles upon, only if you could understand

The Lakonians are a brotherhood with a bond that will never be separated, Sppecter General of the Armies has led Lakedaimon to a complete success, without the Entoli, and the HIGHCOM Lakedaimon wouldn't be the grand fear-monger it is now. Here's some advice DO NOT PR US or you will get clapped.
* He trembles as the vast Lakedaimon Army march all the way through the Roman borders destroying anyone in sight. *
Lakedaimon by ahouahouahou October 6, 2019

Standing Lapdance 

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.
"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.
Standing Lapdance by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

lapidated 

1. (opposite of DElapidated) excellent, great, neat, nice, quality, sound, strong, etc.

2. A chick who gives LAP on the FIRST DATE. (Lap-I-Dated).
1. Although that Stang was 10 years old, it was very lapidated.

2.
a) Shirley is very lapidated.
b) Sharon is a Lap-I-dated.
lapidated by Brit Read February 18, 2009