Lakedaimon.. The mighty ancient group that everyone trembles upon, only if you could understand
The Lakonians are a brotherhood with a bond that will never be separated, Sppecter General of the Armies has led Lakedaimon to a complete success, without the Entoli, and the HIGHCOM Lakedaimon wouldn't be the grand fear-monger it is now. Here's some advice DO NOT PR US or you will get clapped.
A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.
"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.