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Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,
He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son
shouldn't be king anymore.
Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.
Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son
shouldn't be king anymore.
Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.
Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
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Get the Joffrey Lannister mug.Also called Lanson by some of the locals, a small town of less than 10,000 people in east Cornwall, south-west UK. It has a crumbling castle with a single turret, an old arch that used to be part of the town walls called Southgate, several churches, like a hundred little shops in the town centre (NONE of which have anything good to sell), and far more barber shops than are needed. The only decent places to buy stuff are the Tesco and retail park, but many simply go to Plymouth for good shopping. However, the schools here aren't bad, but be ready for strict rules. Being positioned mostly on a hill, from some places you can get quite a good view of the surrounding area. Most of the tourists coming down to the rest of Cornwall just drive right past it on the A30, leaving the local economy to rot, and there are plenty of addicts and chavs, but at least it's not Bodmin.
"Come on down to Launceston town everyone!"
Person 1:"What's that town we just drove past?
Person 2:"Oh that's just Launceston"
Person 1:"What's that town we just drove past?
Person 2:"Oh that's just Launceston"
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When you and one of your siblings says or does something with each other that seems incestuous like Jamie and Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones would do - i.e. accidentally checking out your brother's ass from afar even if you didn't realize it was your brother or getting caught making out with them all Eurotrip style.
When you and one of your siblings says or does something with each other that seems incestuous like Jamie and Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones would do - i.e. accidentally checking out your brother's ass from afar even if you didn't realize it was your brother or getting caught making out with them all Eurotrip style.
Brother: When I get there you gotta give me that booty!
Sister: Uhhh, that was a little to Lannistery for my taste....
Brother: No, I mean the money you owe me!
Sister: What are we, pirates?
Sister: Uhhh, that was a little to Lannistery for my taste....
Brother: No, I mean the money you owe me!
Sister: What are we, pirates?
by MoonWolf June 5, 2014
Get the Lannistery mug.Launceston is very persuasive and alluring city in Tasmania, and island state of Australia.
Within one week you'll have a side fringe
Within two you'll develop skinny-leg jeans
Within three you'll be a fully fledged scene kid
On your fourth you'll be hanging around outside Coffee Republic smoking, all day.
It's also really cold
Within one week you'll have a side fringe
Within two you'll develop skinny-leg jeans
Within three you'll be a fully fledged scene kid
On your fourth you'll be hanging around outside Coffee Republic smoking, all day.
It's also really cold
"Du', wna cm ta Moys"? translation: Dude, do you want to come to Mortys
"Cbf" (flicks fringe)
"Omg i hate launceston" (will never leave)
"Cbf" (flicks fringe)
"Omg i hate launceston" (will never leave)
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