Typically a white male who is very lanky, while being very tall (6’4-6’7). The Lanklord is always the tall man in his friend group and routinely pulls plenty of girls, despite being seemingly unattractive from an objective standpoint to any straight male nearby. The Lanklord has usually not worked out much, if at all, and if he has a good face, will usually pull 7-9’s easily, while if he has a bad face, will still pull 4-7’s with no problem.
The Lanklord is essentially a giraffe that doesn’t have to try at all, and usually has a series of short relationships given that he has no need to compromise. When the Lanklord dies at 45 from heart conditions or muscular atrophy, several of his bro friends will attend the funeral, mumbling about how their silent giraffe of a friend absolutely killed it in college.
The Lanklord is essentially a giraffe that doesn’t have to try at all, and usually has a series of short relationships given that he has no need to compromise. When the Lanklord dies at 45 from heart conditions or muscular atrophy, several of his bro friends will attend the funeral, mumbling about how their silent giraffe of a friend absolutely killed it in college.
M: “Matt has probably banged at least 70 girls, and a good amount of them are hot.”
J: “... he’s not even attractive though, doesn’t give a shit about anything... and he just waves them over. When I do the same thing I get weird looks or ignored.”
M: “well, he is a lanklord”
J: “... he’s not even attractive though, doesn’t give a shit about anything... and he just waves them over. When I do the same thing I get weird looks or ignored.”
M: “well, he is a lanklord”
by DefMau5 May 08, 2020