Langone

A cool laid back guy who doesn’t give no fucks
The coolest guy at school
A pimp
A lady killer

Employer: you’re fired!
Langone: whatever

by Where The Fat Hos At ?! June 9, 2018

Dudley Langenegger

Arguably the greatest film producer in cinemagraphic history. Responsible for the buddy cop drama "Hard Heat". A recluse, he is rarely seen outside his beachside mansion.

Dude #1: You'll never guess who I saw the other day.
Dude #2: Who?
Dude #1: None other than Dudley Langenegger himself!
Dude #2: No way! What was he doing?
Dude #1: Well, he was wearing a paisley robe, sitting on his verandah, sipping on a green tea, reading the Sunday newspaper, on a Friday! Then he lit his pipe with a flaming 100 dollar bill!
Dude #2: Wow! That guy sure is great. All girls wanna be with him, and all guys wanna be him.
Dude #1: I reckon!

by Maximus Cornelius May 22, 2006

The Langsner

The act of being a faggot. Everyday you wake up looking to suck penis. Whenever this person is not around everybody in the world has a wonderful day.

I was having the best day until the Langsner came around, and he started blowing a guy in my room.

by andandand1234567 March 22, 2008

Landoned

Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)

Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.

by SVT February 22, 2005

LANgover

A hangover after a LAN party... Usually lasts twice as long as the actual LAN party that you attended; gets worse with age.

A - "Hey up mate, you coming for a beer?"
B - "Nah man, went a LAN party at the weekend, got a right LANgover
A - " bah.... cya in a week then dude"

by davido_labido April 5, 2010

Langner

Someone who is ALWAYS late to any event.
Ex. Christmas Parties, Housewarming Parties, Meetings, etc.

Person1:"Oh wow Jordan pulled a Langner again."
Person2:"How late was he this time?"
Person1:"35 minutes."
Person2:"That must be a record! Its usually an hour..."

by ChelseaDagger December 12, 2009

langover

The dehydrated feeling, general malaise, and lingering headache one feels after a cathartic airline-induced layover drinking session at such establishments such as TGI Fridays.

Dude, I'm getting a creeping langover. I should have gotten another order of moz sticks. Is it hot on this plane?

by Misslady August 15, 2014