Langner

Someone who is ALWAYS late to any event.
Ex. Christmas Parties, Housewarming Parties, Meetings, etc.

Person1:"Oh wow Jordan pulled a Langner again."
Person2:"How late was he this time?"
Person1:"35 minutes."
Person2:"That must be a record! Its usually an hour..."

by ChelseaDagger December 12, 2009

Joseph Langner

To be a nigger lipped christian who cums just hearing the name god. One who also is quick tempered and believes god is behind every action a person makes. When a "Joseph Langner" is agitated or triggered you can tell by his foaming lips and his autistic comebacks that aren't relevant to the situation.

You need to stop being a "Joseph Langner" you tempered fuck!

by sausagemachine3009 August 20, 2018

langer

Slang term that denotes 'Penis'. However it is very versatile and can even be used as a term of affection.

You're some langer!

Can mean: You're a dickhead

or

You're an affable rogue.

by gozzy1 April 3, 2009

langered

Very drunk, highly intoxiced, grossly inebriated etc...

Are you intending to get langered this coming Bank Holiday Weekend?

by Big Daddy Ede June 6, 2006

langerholz

German term for "Longer Wood"

Hey man, that sure is a langerholz you have there.

by Weird216 May 18, 2016

langer

Irish-English spoken in Cork:

Wanker, jerk-off

The langers from Dublin took the trophee

by Extract August 19, 2006

Langer

Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.

1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated

1) I've got a huge langer, boy.
2) You're some langer, boy.
3) He was langers, boy.

by Snake November 24, 2005