Landlock

Someone who grew up around the ocean, goes to a region surrounded by land or far from the ocean.

I went to Ohio to visit my family, after a week landlock set in and wanted to be back in California.

by Heyitsyou August 16, 2009

Land-lock

1. When a girl takes one hand and puts it between her legs from the front and takes the other hand and puts it between her legs from the back and then proceeds to masterbate.

2. A man, or another woman, can also do this same procedure as a form of foreplay.

My buddy and I took home a chic from The Lodge and were land-locking her all night.

by FILTH78 July 20, 2010

landlocked

Making a poo so large that it heaps up out of the water in a mound on the bottom of toilet bowl causing difficulty in flushing and "racing stripes" on the porcelain.

After eating at the Mexican place last night i got totally landlocked this morning, so much i had to use a plunger to unclog!

by deacon4100 October 21, 2010

Landlocked

When you get trapped between the massage table and the masseuse because they got tired and fall asleep on top of you.

I was late for my wedding because the masseuse I hired landlocked me with his large hairy body !

by Carpet-Master September 1, 2025