1. When a girl takes one hand and puts it between her legs from the front and takes the other hand and puts it between her legs from the back and then proceeds to masterbate.
2. A man, or another woman, can also do this same procedure as a form of foreplay.
My buddy and I took home a chic from The Lodge and were land-locking her all night.
Making a poo so large that it heaps up out of the water in a mound on the bottom of toilet bowl causing difficulty in flushing and "racing stripes" on the porcelain.
After eating at the Mexican place last night i got totally landlocked this morning, so much i had to use a plunger to unclog!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.