Gibbon_Lips's definitions

Klerby

When you are apologetic not because you’re sorry but because of the consequences.

After bashing his father about his faith his father then threatens to disinherit him. Benji felt very Klerby after this.

by Gibbon_Lips September 7, 2025

A Picky Baxter

Someone who is always picky, name may or may not be Baxter … it almost always should be because that person is a picky Baxter

Baxter: I really like Liam Neeson but I wish he wouldn’t piss himself all the time

Liam Neeson: Hey, Don’t be a picky Baxter!

by Gibbon_Lips December 23, 2024

Peripheral Dick

Standing at the urinal and out of the corner of your eye you see a blurred penis.

Average Michael: Hey dude, not starring or anything but I can’t help but notice your pissing cock out of the corner of my eye.

Toby Maguire: Ah man don’t sweat it, That’s just Peripheral dick !

Average Michael: love your movies by the way!

Toby: thanks so much man, it’s always nice to meet a fan. What do you do for work ?

Average Mike: I actually recently got laid off for staring at men’s cocks in urinals. Been a tough year.

Toby: you think you’ve got a it rough I’ve got Dinosaur legs.

Michael: oh god I hadn’t noticed!

Toby: well it’s not called peripheral dinosaur legs is it you unemployed loser.

Average mike: dude that’s not very christmasy of you.

Toby: Goodbye my lover, you have been the one. You have been the one for me. Love from Toby (dinosaur legs) Maguire.

by Gibbon_Lips October 19, 2025

SpongeBob Circle Dick

Someone who looks a little bit like a celebrity but a few major difference

You look a lot like Tom hanks if he had a few small differences for the example say I dunno a circle dick? I guess that makes you a SpongeBob circle dick.

by Gibbon_Lips December 23, 2024