landlocked

Making a poo so large that it heaps up out of the water in a mound on the bottom of toilet bowl causing difficulty in flushing and "racing stripes" on the porcelain.

After eating at the Mexican place last night i got totally landlocked this morning, so much i had to use a plunger to unclog!

by deacon4100 October 21, 2010

Landlocked

When you get trapped between the massage table and the masseuse because they got tired and fall asleep on top of you.

I was late for my wedding because the masseuse I hired landlocked me with his large hairy body !

by Carpet-Master September 1, 2025

land-locked

being in a situation, especially one of a social nature, that is difficult and seemingly impossible to get out of.

Holly: "Damn, this party is lame. I so wanna leave here like right now, but I don't wanna be rude to Kristin either, she's still a great friend. Ugghhhh.... I just KNEW we should have planned an exit strategy, huh?"

Jenn: "For sure, especially since the bash that Terri's having would be WAY more off the chimney no doubt. It sure sucks to be land-locked like this!"

by Holly August 15, 2006

Landlock

Someone who grew up around the ocean, goes to a region surrounded by land or far from the ocean.

I went to Ohio to visit my family, after a week landlock set in and wanted to be back in California.

by Heyitsyou August 16, 2009

land-locked

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection

Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.

by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014

Double Land-Locked

(verb) also: double land-locking Tower Bridge, but with an extra layer.

K: hey bruh, did you get double land-locked yesterday?
J: yeah man, still a bit sore.

by William Shafner November 15, 2017

Land-locked club

when you get no beaches

Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.

or

Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon

by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023