Land-lock 

1. When a girl takes one hand and puts it between her legs from the front and takes the other hand and puts it between her legs from the back and then proceeds to masterbate.

2. A man, or another woman, can also do this same procedure as a form of foreplay.

My buddy and I took home a chic from The Lodge and were land-locking her all night.

Land-lock by FILTH78 July 20, 2010

land-locked 

being in a situation, especially one of a social nature, that is difficult and seemingly impossible to get out of.

Holly: "Damn, this party is lame. I so wanna leave here like right now, but I don't wanna be rude to Kristin either, she's still a great friend. Ugghhhh.... I just KNEW we should have planned an exit strategy, huh?"

Jenn: "For sure, especially since the bash that Terri's having would be WAY more off the chimney no doubt. It sure sucks to be land-locked like this!"

land-locked by Holly August 15, 2006

land-locked 

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection

Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.

land-locked by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014

Double Land-Locked 

(verb) also: double land-locking Tower Bridge, but with an extra layer.

K: hey bruh, did you get double land-locked yesterday?
J: yeah man, still a bit sore.

Double Land-Locked by William Shafner November 15, 2017

Land-locked club 

when you get no beaches

Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.

or

Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon

Land-locked club by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023

Landlock

Someone who grew up around the ocean, goes to a region surrounded by land or far from the ocean.

I went to Ohio to visit my family, after a week landlock set in and wanted to be back in California.

Landlock by Heyitsyou August 16, 2009

landlocked 

Making a poo so large that it heaps up out of the water in a mound on the bottom of toilet bowl causing difficulty in flushing and "racing stripes" on the porcelain.

After eating at the Mexican place last night i got totally landlocked this morning, so much i had to use a plunger to unclog!

landlocked by deacon4100 October 21, 2010