Definitions by Carpet-Master

Landlocked 

When you get trapped between the massage table and the masseuse because they got tired and fall asleep on top of you.

I was late for my wedding because the masseuse I hired landlocked me with his large hairy body !

Landlocked by Carpet-Master September 1, 2025

Dumpcuterie

A gaggle of stank crotched women who deserve your reproach.

It smells like a Dumpcuterie up in this joint!

Dumpcuterie by Carpet-Master September 12, 2022

Rhinocerized 

To be impaled and retained as an ornament by a rhinoceros.

while on Safari Jennifer was rhinocerized which resulted in here ultimate demise.

Rhinocerized by Carpet-Master September 7, 2022