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Landlocked

When you get trapped between the massage table and the masseuse because they got tired and fall asleep on top of you.
I was late for my wedding because the masseuse I hired landlocked me with his large hairy body !
by Carpet-Master September 1, 2025
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Dumpcuterie

A gaggle of stank crotched women who deserve your reproach.
It smells like a Dumpcuterie up in this joint!
by Carpet-Master September 12, 2022
mugGet the Dumpcuteriemug.

Rhinocerized

To be impaled and retained as an ornament by a rhinoceros.
while on Safari Jennifer was rhinocerized which resulted in here ultimate demise.
by Carpet-Master September 7, 2022
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