Landilion 

A small device capable of destroying an entire ant colony.

"AhhHHHHhhh, the boy has a Landilion!!!" yelled a worker ant.

Landilion by InedibleBird April 1, 2003

Landline 

A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.

"Dude, my cell's not working. Can I borrow your landline?"

Landline by mahka42 December 28, 2005

cleavage basketball with dandilions

the act of two woman sitting in a field of dandilions (or other throwable/small objects)and repeatedly taking turns trying to score.

score as in get the dandilion down the other wonams shirt, or wedged between their cleavege.

rules.
1. must be about 3 ft. apart.
2. must wear low cut shirt (no turtle necks fo sho)
3. must take turns, not a free for all here people.
4. dont use rocks, thats painfull.
5. dont grab the other chicks boobs. thats a foul.
6. first person to get 100 dandelions in the other persons cleavege wins.

tips

1. make sure to properly discard of all dandilions down shirt.
2. make sure there are no horny guys in the premises.

Me and Katie like to play cleavage basketball with dandilions, at lunch.

cleavage basketball with dandilions by green bean is an iguana November 13, 2007

landrition 

n. Destruction of an opposing team's hopes of victory via a multi-skilled clinical exploitation of their weaknesses.

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The Knicks were lucky to come in second in that game. What a landrition.

landrition by gnostic3 August 9, 2016

landlined 

adjective: a circumstance in which the user of a cell phone, dispossessed of the use of the cell phone for any reason, must resort to the use of a hard-wired communication device.

Once I saw "Technical issue: Return to place of purchase for repair" on my Blackberry screen, I knew I had been landlined.

landlined by MrKaminsky April 26, 2010

landlining 

The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.

"Dude, I am sick of walking around looking for a place to smoke, are you down for some landlining?"

landlining by kifli1 February 15, 2010

Landline 

Least attractive person in a couple you hook up with in order to get to the most attractive one. Named after the landline that no one really wants in a cable company's "triple play" (internet + TV + landline). Can also be used as a verb.

It was obvious that the guy was clearly more into my boyfriend than into me, but I still went along with it. I was clearly landlined.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.

Landline by lelaroquais August 15, 2017