Lampire

A combination of the words lame and vampire used to describe the new wave of lame vampires currently popular among teenage girls and creepy middle aged women.

Nah, I don't go for that Lampire rubbish, I prefered it in the good old days when they were all played by Christopher Lee

Lampire by AndyTheRoo March 2, 2011

Lampirent 

1. Acting like that of a lamp.

2. Being in a short vicinity of a lamp

James was acting lampirent while standing still and looking dazed.

Lampirent by AshtreeMcgee February 14, 2021

lamprey 

An uncircumcised penis. So named because of the resemblance between the puckered-up foreskin at the end of the flaccid penis and the sucker mouth of a lamprey.

Antonio's uncut - he's got big old lamprey in his pants.

lamprey by bws55 September 3, 2007

Joke lamprey 

A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.

Guy 1: Did I tell you about the new sex position I came up with, I call it the Lazy Astronaut.
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...

Joke lamprey by Salmonhq February 13, 2008

Chucking Lampreys 

The act of regurgitating or ejecting one's stomach contents.

Eddie can't hold his alcohol. Give him three drinks and he'll be in the bathroom chucking lampreys all night!

Chucking Lampreys by Limon Lives August 27, 2007

butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.

"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."

butt lamprey by arf_burnt January 27, 2010

Dollar Lamprey 

Named for the aquatic animal that feeds on the blood and sometimes internal organs of fish, the dollar lamprey is a person who is romantically attracted to others based on their monetary wealth. Typically, these people will attempt to suck out the soul of their victims directly through the wallet.

Dude, you she's only with that wet doughnut because he drives a BMW. Psst, dollar lamprey.

Dollar Lamprey by oxygen theif April 25, 2010