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Jenna Lameson 

A woman who fancies herself a whore in bed yet turns out to be a disappointment.
Bill: So how did the date with Beth go last night?
Tom: It sucked. She talks a big game but in the end she was just another Jenna Lameson.
Jenna Lameson by wrangerti December 5, 2013
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Verb: always falling asleep in class and never buying textbooks but managing to maintain good grades through secret magic powers
Dude, I didn't study at all for that test but I pulled a lamson and passed
Lamson by yourfaceisapie October 20, 2008

Lampsony 

When an object is of extreme value.
That is SOOOOO lampsony
Lampsony by Eric167167 October 11, 2007
Laison, a weird intelligent kid that does science sexy stuff.
Very weird
Hello laison! You're looking great today!
OMG Laison just got a F- in your test today!
laison by Chicken rainbow January 12, 2017
Another name for a pink sock (and pulling out some poop while giving anal sex.)

Often used as a term for giving anal sex and pulling out the insides too fast including some shit.
Oh my god! I was giving Myranda some anal the other night, and I totally pulled a lamson out of her!
lamson by youWOULDsaythat March 12, 2009

Madison Ladison 

A Madison ladison is a level beyond a mad lad, thought to be mythical but can be achieved. Only the maddest and the laddiest of lads can be known as a Madison ladison but are well beyond saving and have Hallen into insanity, some say they are insanity itself.
Not even a madlad would do that”

No but maybe a Madison ladison