laxison

one who buys a "present" for their boyfriend.

the laxison went to victoria secret and bought a black bra and thong to match.

by laxxxxxxxxxx January 17, 2009

laxicon

n. the vocabulary of a person or group that is limited to a small number of key words. These 3-5 words replace all other vocabulary, and can convey all emotions. A common laxicon consists of the words "Dude," "Awesome," "Whatever."

I stopped dating that guy because he kept calling me "Dude," and every other word out of his mouth was "awesome." His laxicon got really annoying.

by Emilie5000 October 22, 2008

laison

Laison, a weird intelligent kid that does science sexy stuff.
Very weird

Hello laison! You're looking great today!
OMG Laison just got a F- in your test today!

by Chicken rainbow January 12, 2017

Laxson

a type of maxi-pad usually. often referred to as a "laxi-pad"

"OMG, WHERE ARE MY LAXSONS? I NEED A LAXI-PAD FAAAAST!"

by Vaginosaur December 22, 2009

laxion

Smartest nigga on the block, codes in every programming language, has a huge cock, and is 7ft tall, gets grade 9s in every subject and is like mad sexy, they usually tend to have sexy ass beards no joke.

Ayo is that Laxion styllllll fammm naaa jit trippin' balls frrr no cappp bruuuuhhhhh

by nigerianmonkey March 28, 2022

Madison Ladison

A Madison ladison is a level beyond a mad lad, thought to be mythical but can be achieved. Only the maddest and the laddiest of lads can be known as a Madison ladison but are well beyond saving and have Hallen into insanity, some say they are insanity itself.

“Not even a madlad would do that”

No but maybe a Madison ladison

by Tomoko kuroki June 4, 2019

lalisontard

Lallison-- a nickanme for alison
tard--means retard

lallisontard--alison is a tard

My friend allie is a lalison tard but i lover her anyways.

by meh January 6, 2005