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laxison  

one who buys a "present" for their boyfriend.
the laxison went to victoria secret and bought a black bra and thong to match.
laxison by laxxxxxxxxxx January 17, 2009
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n. the vocabulary of a person or group that is limited to a small number of key words. These 3-5 words replace all other vocabulary, and can convey all emotions. A common laxicon consists of the words "Dude," "Awesome," "Whatever."

I stopped dating that guy because he kept calling me "Dude," and every other word out of his mouth was "awesome." His laxicon got really annoying.
laxicon by Emilie5000 October 22, 2008
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Laison, a weird intelligent kid that does science sexy stuff.
Very weird
Hello laison! You're looking great today!
OMG Laison just got a F- in your test today!
laison by Chicken rainbow January 12, 2017
a type of maxi-pad usually. often referred to as a "laxi-pad"
"OMG, WHERE ARE MY LAXSONS? I NEED A LAXI-PAD FAAAAST!"
Laxson by Vaginosaur December 22, 2009
Smartest nigga on the block, codes in every programming language, has a huge cock, and is 7ft tall, gets grade 9s in every subject and is like mad sexy, they usually tend to have sexy ass beards no joke.
Ayo is that Laxion styllllll fammm naaa jit trippin' balls frrr no cappp bruuuuhhhhh
laxion by nigerianmonkey March 28, 2022

Madison Ladison 

A Madison ladison is a level beyond a mad lad, thought to be mythical but can be achieved. Only the maddest and the laddiest of lads can be known as a Madison ladison but are well beyond saving and have Hallen into insanity, some say they are insanity itself.
Not even a madlad would do that”

No but maybe a Madison ladison

lalisontard 

Lallison-- a nickanme for alison
tard--means retard

lallisontard--alison is a tard
My friend allie is a lalison tard but i lover her anyways.
lalisontard by meh January 6, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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