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Pretty much whatever usuage you can come up with.
Man that guy is a lallor head
Lallor by Olario May 1, 2005
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lawlorff 

the friendship of 2 boys named Kian lawley and Sam pottorff who need to get their shit together and start being best friends again.
Lawlorff is my otp. Lawlorff is friendship goals.
lawlorff by awhhpottorff June 19, 2015
a dumb guy that is so stupid that he actually searched this
ehh kolla på den där lallaren
lallare by the dumb dude October 12, 2020

Lalor Secondary College 

The biggest shithole you'll ever step into!!!!
If you go to this place you'll want to kill yourself instantly.....
STAY AWAY
Boy: what school you go to??

Girl: Lalor secondary college....u?

Boy: AGHHHH YOU GOT RABIES GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK

Lalor Secondary College 

Where people only care about is looks.

If you don't have perfect hair everyday, your skirt not up to your ass, or cake your face and just simply want to focus on your education. People won't bother to get to know you and just assume that your some boring person who spends their time doing Sudoku as a hobby.

And the people who in the 'hot category' usually look down on the people who aren't. They're the people who do the judging. Because you aren't perfect, they will think they're so much better than you and say selfish things to make them look better such as "Nobody likes you" or "Shut up, nobody cares". If you try to talk to them, they will be like "good for you" or "cools story bro". They're also really lazy asses who like to act rebel in class by bringing only an exercise book and a pen, and say smart ass comments in class and do nothing while disrupting the class. Then when the teacher tell them they need to do work, they come up to you and make you let them copy. These people also take small comments that people say about them behind their back so seriously. Like if they heard that they got called a slut/two face/bitch they would go and approach the person and cause a scene...to showoff their 'toughness' and increase their popularity.
A typical Lalor secondary college student:
Student 1: Hey did you see __, he/she's so hot!
Student 2: I heard she's a bitch.
Student 1: Who cares!

Student 1: Eww, did you see ___, he/she's so freaken ugly!
Student 2: She's pretty nice though.
Student 1: Who cares!

Laller Laller 

The sound made when a person rapidly moves their tongue in and out of their mouth. Usually combined with silly dancing, running and/or flapping of hands, but also good as a stand-alone trick for annoying people.
When the burning pizza in the oven set off the smoke detector, the children ran around the kitchen, flapping their arms and laller lallering.
Laller Laller by Jenny Lauck September 18, 2005
A professional War of Warcraft player who often tries to peer pressure his friends into the drug he is addicted to (wow). He enjoys hot tubs filled with warlocks, priests, and various other inhabitants of World of Warcract. A "lawlor" participates in dragging millions of innocent children from their mothers and enlisting them in world of warcraft's system. Despite spending insane hours upon hours of time in his virtual world, he is single and ready to mingle. He likes role playing WoW while performing kinky dirty spells on his partner or "mage" in bed. He also listens to Cradle to the Fifth, a death metal band that scares his classmates. His friends are extremely worried about his health and hope he gets laid sometime between now and age 35.
That mutha fucker's a lawlor.
Lawlor by jWil21 December 10, 2008
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