From the root words 'Lay' and 'Eclair.'
1. (VERB). The act of hovering ones
ass over another's face and dropping
brown. Synonym: Fecophilia
2. (NOUN). The
brown, smelly, messy, remains left after the practice of fecophilia.
1. I LaClared that bitch's face last
night.
2. There was a nutty LaClare
left after I shit on your sister.