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Lake Highlands 

A small suburb in Northeast Dallas that consists of mostly white people living in small, old, remodeled homes. People here wear nothing but Toms, Sperrys, Polos and we cant forget The North Face during the winter time. People of Lake Highlands only eat Chick-fil-a or occasionally Taco Bell(for "diversity") when they eat out. Coffee? Starbucks or white rock coffee, no other coffee shops exists. Families in this suburb consider themselves to be conservative Christians; but remain oblivious to the fact that they're raising their children to be parts of "cliques" that consist only of people that go to their same church (or Young-Life) or old family friends, when in fact they should be teaching them to adapt to diversity and new faces. Lake Highlands High School continues to be a huge part of the Lake Highlands community, you'll find that many of the current students parents went here as well (These are the same parents that wouldn't miss a PTA meeting for the world). Recently, Lake Highlands has been becoming more and more diverse...and by diverse I mean ghetto.
Samantha: You're going to Lake Highlands next year?
John: Yea
Samantha: Good luck man, people be shady.
Lake Highlands by LakeHighlander December 27, 2011

Lake Highland Preparatory School 

A private school founded in Central Florida. Known to be one of the best private schools in Florida, which it should be since you pay $16,000 a year in tuition to attend!

Preppy atmosphere lacking any type of diversity, unless you count the five black kids in every grade who were given an "academic scholarship" to play some type of sport. For a "Christian based school" it also has a large population of Jewish students.

Parts of the student body can be a tad pretentious and superficial, whether that be the macho lacrosse players to the vapid blond cheerleaders. Expect the student parking lot to be filled with parents' Mercedes and Lexus'. Guys wear Guy Harvey Shirts and Sperry's, whereas girls wear Ugg boots with leggings.

Basically your typical college prep school for all the professionals (Doctors, Lawyers, and Businessmen) , who want to send their sons or daughter to "prestigious" schools, or avoid the public schools of the area.
Typical Lake Highland Preparatory School Student:

"Haha, yeah we got wasted that weekend at that Isleworth party. Good thing I told my parents I was working on my Vanderbilt and Wake Forest applications"

Lake Highland Preparatory School 

aka "The Poor Man's Orangewood"
Lake Highland Preparatory School's baseball team is horrible, even with a Cy Young winner throwing bp. They lose to Orangewood 10-0 every year.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016