Lahoz 

Antonio Miguel Mateu Lahoz is a Spanish/Argentinian football referee, known for his exquisite cockmuching techniques with Lionel Messi. He is most commonly known for absolutely sucking Messi's dick by not giving him a (second) yellow and letting Paredes stay on after rocketing a ball into opposition players that were on the bench.

Person 1: How did a small arrogant little man like Messi get kids?
Person 2: His wife went full Lahoz on him.
Person 1: Damn.

Lahoz by LouisVanSlay December 15, 2022

Lahoy 

An example of a "Second Laugh" where one laughs so hard a new laugh is released. Typically, this laugh will come out in a high-pitched fashion. This new laugh will sound like the word "Lahoy" (lah-hoy). In order to get to this magical second laugh, one will already need to be laughing and then another person tries making the subject laugh again by "finishing off" the person. If successful, the subject will be laughing at two things simultaneously thus creating a fusion of two laughs. This new creation is known as a Lahoy. They are rare and hard to come by unless you're a pro at finishing people off.

Lynnsay- Do you remember how belligerent you were last night?
Dylan- HAHAHAHAHA
Tom- Dude, look how drunk Kevin is!
Dylan- HAHA LAHOY!!!

Lahoy by Geiser May 17, 2010

lahoriposting 

Lahori-posting
/ l3h'orəi-pəʊstɪŋ /

noun British

- The constant posting of mildly amusing but usually unfunny memes, videos or other pictures that are completely random or unrelated to any discussions.

Mohammad, stop lahoriposting.

lahoriposting by Dirtydirtydaniel September 17, 2018

Lippy Lahoo

What someone would say to his probation officer after finding out they can drive again after getting a DUI/DWI.

"I'm going to become a licensed driver again!!!1 LIPPY LAHOO!!!"

Lippy Lahoo by ashleyrezai February 6, 2010

Laho

A mans laho is your cock

Hey bro you wanna lick my laho

Laho by wa danzwrldd May 31, 2022

Lahoochie 

(Luh-hoo-chi)

That guy looks like a mad lahoochie
- What’s a lahoochie

It means that guys mad custy
- is that guy Eli H. a lahoochie.
Yea just like that custball

Lahoochie by Mo_jangles May 19, 2019

laozi 

A chinese philosopher who founded the religion of Taoism.

person 1: what the f**k is a laozi?
person 2: oh, laozi? he was a chinese philosopher.
person 1: oh, thanks!

laozi by YeetSwede March 10, 2018