Antonio Miguel Mateu Lahoz is a Spanish/Argentinian football referee, known for his exquisite cockmuching techniques with Lionel Messi. He is most commonly known for absolutely sucking Messi's dick by not giving him a (second) yellow and letting Paredes stay on after rocketing a ball into opposition players that were on the bench.
Person 1: How did a small arrogant little man like Messi get kids?
Person 2: His wife went full Lahoz on him.
Person 1: Damn.
Person 2: His wife went full Lahoz on him.
Person 1: Damn.
by LouisVanSlay December 15, 2022
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