laozi 

A chinese philosopher who founded the religion of Taoism.

person 1: what the f**k is a laozi?
person 2: oh, laozi? he was a chinese philosopher.
person 1: oh, thanks!

laozi by YeetSwede March 10, 2018

Laozi 

An ancient Chinese philospher and the founder of Taoism.

Laozi believed in the universal balance between good and evil.

Laozi by CelticEagle February 12, 2019

Long Term Laziness 

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”

Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!

Long Term Laziness by weiny0402 January 18, 2019

larzing 

To lie or embellish substantially at inappropriate times.

Our friend was larzing us when he said he had a big dick.

larzing by SoapyDelicious April 3, 2022

Laziz 

A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. He will always be there for you when you need it.

Mike: Do you have anyone that you can tell your secrets too?
Zach: I have Laziz, he is my best friend that I can always rely on.

Laziz by dlm_bagchaser May 20, 2021

Lazingzong 

Another word for lasagna, seeing increased use by those from Long Island

Travis: "Yo Mikey, whatchu cookin' tonight?"
Mikey: "Gotta lazingzong in the oven boi"

Lazingzong by bingsprawsby November 25, 2022

Sean Lozier 

Used to describe a situation in which a person is constantly making up lame excuses for why they are currently tied up for the evening. Excuses may inlcude: "I'm cooking chicken for the rest of the night", or "I"m helping my mom", or "I didn't answer cause I fell asleep for the last 48 hours", or "I have to slow roast a 16 pound slab of beef in a smoker, then grill it, then cook it in the oven for another 12 hours in a stew.

Come on bud, you've been holding up the party all night, stop pulling a Sean Lozier.

Sean Lozier by BeansWitBacon August 14, 2009