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to be located with the body of a female who owns this last name.
it is considered an act of sincere fate, luck, and undeserving-ness that which pure sorrow is known to be felt for those unfortunate to encounter this such individual during their lifetime.
most wouldn't realize until it was far too late, though..
consider your cautions.
lagunas - a completely original beauty.
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Lagunatard 

An obnoxiously entitled person who lacks common sense, self-awareness, and a basic understanding of the real world, because they’ve lived in Laguna Beach all their lives and would be unable to survive anywhere else!
” Only a Lagunatard would have the audacity to swing his car door all the way open so that oncoming traffic narrowly misses it!

Laguna Beach

A fake show. I live there, and I know the people on the show. Laguna isn't really like that. They just chose the richest, most pampered girl in the city and built the show around her.
The "Real" Laguna Beach would be Talan getting drunk at a party and peeing on my car... SoB.
Laguna Beach by cascacheewa December 22, 2004

Renault Laguna 

The Renault Laguna, also known as the "Leaky Lagoon," was a car that was not only great at getting wet, but also great at wetting the ladies. With its sleek and stylish design, the Laguna was a real head-turner on the road. It's spacious interior and advanced technology made it the perfect car for impressing potential dates. Whether it was a romantic night out or a weekend getaway, the Laguna always had a way of making its passengers feel special. So, if you're looking for a car that's not only reliable but also a real ladies' man, the Renault Laguna is the car for you.
Mike: Damn is his suspension broken?
John: Nah, his Renault Laguna is slammed because it's full of ladies.
Renault Laguna by LagunaTrain69 January 15, 2023

Laguna Middle School 

Stupid ass school filled with stupid ass people and rich ass bitches

Laguna Loire 

Secondary main character from Final Fantasy 8. Is playable in dream sequences and gets a much better fight theme than the main game. Was in the army with Kiros and Ward, but left to become a freelance journalist and eventually, president of Esthar.

Though not mentioned directly in the game, he is Squall's father.
Squall:.........Whatever.
Laguna: I am your father!
Squall: No!! It cannot be........whatever.
Laguna Loire by Snake July 7, 2005

Laguna Beach

Another reason to not watch MTV.
Pampered rich kids and their faux-drama in an obviously rehearsed "reality" show makes me want to vomit.
Laguna Beach by Chernorizets Hrabr November 5, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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