Lagel

The opposite of a bagel. Normally eaten for dinner. A slice of bread with a circular hole cut out of the middle. Goes well with chocolate pudding (the opposite of cream cheese) and pretzels.

John: Dude do you have any bagels?

Chris: Nah, but i have some lagels.

John: Oh even better! as long as you have chocolate pudding and pretzels!

by Splizzy & Cnaz May 9, 2011

Judge Labeled

Someone judging a person that they do not know and with little to no information, giving them a derogatory label as a result of their bias. Thus, drawing a conclusion about the kind of person they are based on said label.

“That guy legit said I must be a slut if I drink tequila shots. He obviously judge labeled us from across the bar”

by Unzipped Intentions July 9, 2020

lagolicious

How you feel in the morning before your first cup of #coffee. You are lagging behind. You long for that delicious coffee! The early part of the morning when you can't even string two sentences together! I'm really lagolicious, where's my caffeine?!

I wish I had some damn coffee because I'm so sluggish, tired and lagolicious.

by J to the Dawg March 26, 2021

Labelist

Someone who labels anyone and anything in an effort to avoid

explaining the reasoning* behind a conclusion they have espoused.

* because there is none

Doug is such a labelist! If someone disagrees with him he just calls them a "crazy liberal"!

by Dr. IV January 2, 2013

lagergenic

A condition in which one is more attractive when seen by a drunk person; especially when the beholder has been drinking beer.

After Steve's ninth beer the unattractive woman at the end of the bar became lagergenic.

by Gio Marron June 17, 2014

Labelreaderitus

When you are so bored in the bathroom, you begin to read the labels on the backs of the toiletries and cleaning supply bottles just to pass the time.

Giovanni was in the bathroom yesterday and after half an hour he got such a bad case of labelreaderitus, he began to read the back of the Lysol can.

by Jace555 May 19, 2009

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.

Sheboygan Lager, bitch! That's how we do.

by fp69 August 25, 2011