Lagcident

When two bros or more are talking on an online voice platform like discord or skype, but end up talking over each other unintentionally due to the lag.

Jeff: "Man, why you talking over me, bro?"
Mike: "Sorry, bro, it was a Lagcident."

by BBQ Jack May 28, 2021

lactcident

Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.

- Yo Bob, where did you go? We searched everywhere for you at the party.
- I had to change my pants man, had a little lactcident after downing two White Russians.

by WordWhiz September 26, 2015

Laxident

When a person takes too many laxatives or uses them improperly and has an accident because of it. Specifically in ones pants or in public, where it is more embarrassing.

I was trying to lose a ton of weight so I took a bunch of laxatives, but I had a huge laxident in my boyfriend's bed and made an ass out of myself.

by Jaimie Gaga February 26, 2011

Laxident

An accident caused during a game, practice, or session of lacrosse

chris had a laxident when he tripped on a stick left on the field.

by gbeezy93 December 10, 2009

Fagcident

When you unknowingly become romantically involved with a homosexual of the opposite sex.

I was dating this fool and he totally ended up being gay. Total fagcident!

by kobestatusawwyayuhh March 30, 2011

lactcident

The accidental mammary fluid letdown that can sometimes occur to a lactating woman when she hears any baby cry and it results in 2 very embarrassing wet spots on her shirt. Woman may try to stave off or prevent the unwanted flow using various methods which may include: pressing very firmly over nipples area, attempting mind-over-matter Jedi tricks, or absconding to a private area to let nature take her course.

Can be compared with, and about as humiliating as, pee-pants from laughing too hard (which, sadly amongst non-senior adults, also happens more frequently to women who have given birth).

Mom 1: "It's 80 degrees out today, why are you shivering with your arms across your chest?"

Mom 2: "Naw, damnit, that baby is crying and it gave me a lactcident, I'm gonna have to grab a new blouse before we hit the shops."

Mom 1: "Oh, snap!"

by athecheat April 18, 2016

laxident

the action of throwing and breaking something in your home, apartment, or fraternity house, with a lacrosse ball

I was laxin in the hall and had a laxident when the ball shattered the black lights.

by methodman_redman April 7, 2011