lactcident

Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.

- Yo Bob, where did you go? We searched everywhere for you at the party.
- I had to change my pants man, had a little lactcident after downing two White Russians.

by WordWhiz September 26, 2015

lactcident

The accidental mammary fluid letdown that can sometimes occur to a lactating woman when she hears any baby cry and it results in 2 very embarrassing wet spots on her shirt. Woman may try to stave off or prevent the unwanted flow using various methods which may include: pressing very firmly over nipples area, attempting mind-over-matter Jedi tricks, or absconding to a private area to let nature take her course.

Can be compared with, and about as humiliating as, pee-pants from laughing too hard (which, sadly amongst non-senior adults, also happens more frequently to women who have given birth).

Mom 1: "It's 80 degrees out today, why are you shivering with your arms across your chest?"

Mom 2: "Naw, damnit, that baby is crying and it gave me a lactcident, I'm gonna have to grab a new blouse before we hit the shops."

Mom 1: "Oh, snap!"

by athecheat April 18, 2016

Factcident

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

laccident

Unplanned nipple leakage

'Laccident' brings together the independent 'lactate' and 'accident' in a single, wonderful entry.

The slight discolorations on her shirt made it clear; this was not Alice's first laccident.

by Remington Z. January 5, 2008

Lagcident

When two bros or more are talking on an online voice platform like discord or skype, but end up talking over each other unintentionally due to the lag.

Jeff: "Man, why you talking over me, bro?"
Mike: "Sorry, bro, it was a Lagcident."

by BBQ Jack May 28, 2021