LagMonster 

Someone that is lagging so hardcore on Xbox LIVE.

"He's lagging everywhere I can't even fucking shoot him."
"Fix your K-Mart connection LagMonster."

LagMonster by GodDamnNigger August 12, 2009

Lemonster 

A person having lived and or grew up in Lemont, IL.

I went to the carousel yesterday and saw a bunch of Lemonsters there it was like a high school reunion.

Lemonster by Le Monster December 19, 2008

Lag monster 

A supposedly mythical creature that causes lag. Said to have been only seen by veterans of the internets

Mommmmmmmmmy I had that nightmare again with the lag monster.. can I hug my modem...

Lag monster by Homoriffic December 13, 2006

Lamonster 

A person who spends exorbitant amounts of time in Lamont library at Harvard University.

I've spent the past three nights in Lamont. I'm becoming a total Lamonster!

Lamonster by MaddB October 4, 2010

landmonster 

A person so large and/or fat that when you are close to them, you think of them less as an individual and more as a dangerous obstacle. Concerns include being crushed, knocked over, sat on, suffocated, etc.

On the way up, this huge landmonster got in and we were all squeezed up against the walls. I thought she was going to break the elevator.

landmonster by Rick Was Here June 13, 2009

Fagmonster 

A person who's homosexuality has become monsterous.

A person who is both homosexual, and a monster.

My freind Ethan, who has become "emo" in out look in life and dress, is a Fagmonster. He absorbs other people's gay, and sends it out as his own, giving off homosexual vibes for miles from his hill billy house.

Fagmonster by Nightmare January 6, 2005

landmonster 

a VERY unattractive woman.

That landmonster needs to go back home and hide in a closet.

landmonster by mr.gregg November 11, 2006