lagmaster

A person who lags so much that their computer/ laptop can't play deus ex, and people cant play games with him/her online because of slowness

stewy from the reject school

by luke April 8, 2005

Hazel Grace Lancaster

The novel’s narrator and 16-year-old protagonist. An astute and remarkably conscientious girl, Hazel was diagnosed at age thirteen with a terminal form of thyroid cancer that has since spread to her lungs. She keeps most people at a distance, knowing her death will ultimately hurt them, until she falls in love with Augustus.

Hazel Grace Lancaster: Why are you staring at me?
Augustus: Because you're beautiful.

by BeMyAugustusWaters.Okay? June 21, 2014

Braeden Lemasters

Daddy. Stared in A Christmas Story 2 as Ralphie and Kellen in Cabinet of Souls. Also is the lead guitarist in a band Wallows on the side.

Braeden Lemasters is a God

by Modern Mod September 9, 2019

LeMasterita

A variety of a margarita concocted by LeMaster. It usually contains margarita mix, Tequila, Rum, and 90 proof Peach Schnapps.

Whoa, I can only have one more LeMasterita or else I am going to pass out.

by BigBadJohn June 23, 2008

Fagmaster

(UK Slang) A professional cigarette smoker

Have you met Dave? He's such a fagmaster!

by Nick Gurr the 3rd March 30, 2021

Lancaster Catholic

A High School in Lancaster City that, despite Christian values, is actually 75% queer, 15% atheist, 10% thot, which consists of a girls basketball cult. This school, although seems fun, is actually full of JUUL fiends and a 95% illiteracy rate.

Girl: “Hey I’m moving to Lancaster Catholic next year!!”
Boy: “Damn, I always knew you were a thot.”

by Bug Eyed Larry July 24, 2018

Lancaster University

A "top 10" university in the U.K. It's in the middle of nowhere, has really depressing weather, and student life involves getting stupidly drunk in grim bars in town, because there's honestly not much else to do in your free time. There's quite a few societies, but with the exception of international clubs, they mostly consist of weirdos who dress up as Harry Potter and do medieval reenactments. Classes and lectures are alright, but the campus is so big it that it can take up to half an hour to walk to class from your dorm. Highlight of the experience is making friends for life by bonding over the horrible weather and the terrible food they serve in northern England.

Owen:"Which University you going to mate?"

Mark: "I'm in Lancaster University"

Owen: "Ah mate it must be grim up north."

Mark: "Yea mate there's 300 rainy days per year and the food is terrible"

by ebilnoob May 26, 2018