Lady Broner 

When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.

Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.

Girl 1: You are fucked.

Lady Broner by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012

Lady Boner

When A womans clitoris gets hard or starts tingling

girl:holy fuck hes hot!
girl 2: then go talk to him
girl:gurl i got a lady boner

Lady Boner by PrincessBLARITY January 30, 2017

Lady BONER

When a female is turned on and aroused. She will experience a strong pulsating sensation and wetness in her vagina. But beware! It can be dangerous. A lady boner can interfere with motor skills such as walking, talking and even thinking. A lady boner must be taken care of immediately or else your fucked and stuck with it. Other symptoms may include heart palpitations, sweats and flushed cheeks.

"Hey Laura, see that HOT guy over there, well he just gave me a lady boner."

"So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."

Lady BONER by Olga2018 June 15, 2018

Lady Boner

A word used when a girl gets turned on by something-(brooke burke)

that guy just gave me a lady boner

Lady Boner by brooke burke10 December 27, 2018

lady-boner 

1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.

2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'

3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'

"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"

"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".

lady-boner by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009

Lady Boner

When a lady gets a fuzzy feeling in her pants!

"wow ciara had a huge Lady Boner"
"ikr she was sooo fired up!"

Lady Boner by Briki November 28, 2011

Lady Boner Gone 

When a lady experiences and "ick" or her partner does something that turns her off.

"Lady boner gone, he dry humping me and huffing like a dog." said Lay Bankz.

Lady Boner Gone by SexieLexie94 October 5, 2023