lady-boner

1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.

2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'

3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'

"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"

"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009

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When A womans clitoris gets hard or starts tingling

girl:holy fuck hes hot!
girl 2: then go talk to him
girl:gurl i got a lady boner

by PrincessBLARITY January 30, 2017

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When a female is turned on and aroused. She will experience a strong pulsating sensation and wetness in her vagina. But beware! It can be dangerous. A lady boner can interfere with motor skills such as walking, talking and even thinking. A lady boner must be taken care of immediately or else your fucked and stuck with it. Other symptoms may include heart palpitations, sweats and flushed cheeks.

"Hey Laura, see that HOT guy over there, well he just gave me a lady boner."

"So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."

by Olga2018 June 15, 2018

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