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When A womans clitoris gets hard or starts tingling
girl:holy fuck hes hot!
girl 2: then go talk to him
girl:gurl i got a lady boner
by PrincessBLARITY January 30, 2017
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1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.

2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'

3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'
"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"

"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".
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When a lady gets a fuzzy feeling in her pants!
"wow ciara had a huge Lady Boner"
"ikr she was sooo fired up!"
by Briki November 28, 2011
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When a female is turned on and aroused. She will experience a strong pulsating sensation and wetness in her vagina. But beware! It can be dangerous. A lady boner can interfere with motor skills such as walking, talking and even thinking. A lady boner must be taken care of immediately or else your fucked and stuck with it. Other symptoms may include heart palpitations, sweats and flushed cheeks.
"Hey Laura, see that HOT guy over there, well he just gave me a lady boner."

"So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."
by Olga2018 June 15, 2018
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A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

The word may also be used as a name for the said man or woman who is the object of attraction.
Woman 1: "David Beckham is so hot."

Woman 2: "Yeah, I have a total Ladyboner for him."

Woman 1: "George Clooney is my ultimate Ladyboner."
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The act of a women's "erection" becoming wet in the vaginal area due to a hot mans presence.
Dude, he is so hot! I just got a lady boner. Boner
by Mastersofsex June 10, 2014
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when a lady is aroused in her panties. Since she isn't capable of producing an actual erection, she is simply left with a lady boner.
"Stephan, thanks for showing me your HUGE DICK, now i have a lady boner!"
by theonlyjoe-c. May 02, 2008
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