Skip to main content
A kid (usually under the age of 15) that never makes any sense.
The Lad: I pooped then fortnited
Adam: The laddie makes no sense
Laddie by bruhv March 3, 2020

laddie magazine 

Men's magazine catering to oversexed braindead morons and featuring double-extra-soft porn (no actual nudity), gadgets, sports, cars and beer.

Maxim, FHM, Stuff.

AKA laddie mag, etc.
Her: I am going to the market.
Him: Please obtain for me quality men's publication that I will in no way use for wanking purposes, mom.
laddie magazine by ravy August 22, 2005

Laddie of the night 

Male prostitute.

Play on 'lady of the night'.
Guy: You manwhore.
Guy 2: I prefer to be called a "laddie of the night".

Laddie Lawrence 

I went to talk to Laddie Lawrence but he was too busy looking at the weather channel website
Laddie Lawrence by Elmoro8283 December 21, 2024

Mad Laddie 

The female counterpart of the term "mad lad" ; an insane female who is very daring and awesome
Person One: Look at the mad laddie go! She is playing All Star with the sharpest tool in her shed!
Mad Laddie by howiemandealt June 24, 2019

Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie? 

A phrase spoken with an Irish or Scottish accent, meaning, be a man and get it done.
Guy1: I don't think i can do it.

Irishman: Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie?