One who is very practical and seemingly stoic but unknown to many outsiders has a very sensitive disposition. Maxims are composed of a rare mixture of professionalism and fratitude, often glorified by their male peer base for outrageous behavior and profound judgments. Maxims are adored by many female admirers due to their great backsides and choice of cologne. If you are ever caught alone with a Maxim and he orders you the atrocious fire, you can guarantee it's love.
by Chelzeann July 31, 2013
by Jkmh September 10, 2008
A Maxim is a big grey wolf. He is independent and relays on no one. Maxim has a handful of close friends that see him for who he really is. Maxim's are not what they seem from an outsiders perspective, they often appear as jerks or know-it-alls but they are really big softy's once you get to know them. Maxim's are beautiful with thick hair and deep eyes, eyes that aren't afraid of contact. Maxim's are confrontational and are not afraid of a challenge. A Maxim can be careless with girls hearts and often ends up breaking them.
by Stupidheadw/curlyhair June 03, 2016
by Shockin' Magenta January 22, 2004
by Repu Gama February 28, 2017
An utterly worthless "men's magazine" (men being 15 year olds) that's about half advertisements, the other half consisting of articles encouraging you to buy certain hot, new products (read: more advertisements). Though often purchased for its promise of titillating female celebrity photos, the American version fails completely at this task as it is afraid to show its models in anything less than conservative lingerie.
After getting to the eighth page of my new issue of Maxim without seeing anything other than ads, I decided to close the idiotic periodical before I lost any more brain cells.
by willtopower July 10, 2008
A laddie magazine, so softcore, they don't show nipples or bush. Porn for people who are afraid to buy porn. That being said, at least they have female celebrities in there.
OMG! Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the cover of Maxim! We can gaze into her enormous cleavage once again!
by Pecker March 14, 2005