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One who is very practical and seemingly stoic but unknown to many outsiders has a very sensitive disposition. Maxims are composed of a rare mixture of professionalism and fratitude, often glorified by their male peer base for outrageous behavior and profound judgments. Maxims are adored by many female admirers due to their great backsides and choice of cologne. If you are ever caught alone with a Maxim and he orders you the atrocious fire, you can guarantee it's love.
Don't ever look a Maxim in the eye when you are about to challenge his authority.
by Chelzeann July 31, 2013
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A sexy ass strong man with a huge dick and a good personality. He can be slightly violent however.
Man, Maxim is such a hot thug!
by Repu Gama February 28, 2017
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A Maxim is a big grey wolf. He is independent and relays on no one. Maxim has a handful of close friends that see him for who he really is. Maxim's are not what they seem from an outsiders perspective, they often appear as jerks or know-it-alls but they are really big softy's once you get to know them. Maxim's are beautiful with thick hair and deep eyes, eyes that aren't afraid of contact. Maxim's are confrontational and are not afraid of a challenge. A Maxim can be careless with girls hearts and often ends up breaking them.
Friend of Girl: Are you dating Maxim?

Girl: No, (sigh) we are just friends
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a succinet formulation of a fundamental principle, general truth, or rule of conduct
the maxim was very powerful and everyone believed it.
by Jkmh September 10, 2008
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The soft-porn magazine my brother has.
He got it for his birthday from one of my cousins.
by Shockin' Magenta January 22, 2004
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An utterly worthless "men's magazine" (men being 15 year olds) that's about half advertisements, the other half consisting of articles encouraging you to buy certain hot, new products (read: more advertisements). Though often purchased for its promise of titillating female celebrity photos, the American version fails completely at this task as it is afraid to show its models in anything less than conservative lingerie.
After getting to the eighth page of my new issue of Maxim without seeing anything other than ads, I decided to close the idiotic periodical before I lost any more brain cells.
by willtopower July 10, 2008
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