Lactdose

To feed someone with lactose intolerance something containing dairy, and not tell them until after they've eaten some/all of it. Can be accidental or intentional.

A: "Here try this dish I made"
B: "Mmmm it's delicious!"
A: "Yep well 2 cups of heavy cream will do that"
B: "YOU LACTDOSED ME"
A: "Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were lactose intolerant"
B: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW" (diarrheas everywhere)

by flumpis July 31, 2024

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Lactose intolerant intolerant

The inability to be around people that incessantly talk about their condition.

I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.

by Rollo168 March 14, 2014

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Lactose Cans

Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.

What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"

by Barbie Reject January 25, 2011

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lactose intolerant

Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.

Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.

by xxyuli September 3, 2006

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