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Lact

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A helpful law fact. Most commonly used to save your ass in real life or in court.
"Hey Jim, what lact you got for me today?"

"Yo, Sam.. did you know there is a difference between a primary and secondary traffic offense. There are primary offenses for which you can be pulled over for and secondary offenses for which you cannot."
Lact by yourfavoritelawyer September 18, 2020
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LACT

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Shorthand For Lifestyle And Consumer Technology!
Chloe: "Hey What To We Have 3rd Period?"
Sophie: "LACT!"
Chloe: "Awsome!"
LACT by Sophie Bbz May 27, 2008
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Related Words
lactard • lactoseintolerant • Lactate • lactivist • lactarded • Lactose Intolerance • LACT • Laction • lactomangulation • lactophiliac

Lact

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Lol this makes me think of laxities. So this can be an abbreviation for laxities.
"I need to take some lact"
Lact by Frozenfan724(9) June 20, 2021
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Lact-tatio 

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Like fellatio except it is a tit job, using a woman’s breast milk as lubricant
Dude 1: dude, isn’t she a new mom? How’s it feel to date a MILF?
Dude 2: it was great, she gave me lact-tatio
Lact-tatio by Kitty2453 June 7, 2018
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Lactifucking 

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The act of infusing a person's anus with warm milk for the enjoyment of the receiver. Typically, a lightweight aluminum funnel is used to carry out the milk infusion in an orderly fashion.
My boyfriend allowed me to lactifuck him once, and now he is totally hooked on it. Doesn't want regular sex anymore, just hot milk in his ass. Boy, this lactifucking is a dangerous game!
Lactifucking by Alpro April 28, 2013
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Lactose intolerant intolerant 

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The inability to be around people that incessantly talk about their condition.
I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.
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Lactard 

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A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.
P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.
Lactard by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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