Lact

A helpful law fact. Most commonly used to save your ass in real life or in court.

"Hey Jim, what lact you got for me today?"

"Yo, Sam.. did you know there is a difference between a primary and secondary traffic offense. There are primary offenses for which you can be pulled over for and secondary offenses for which you cannot."

by yourfavoritelawyer September 18, 2020

LACT

Shorthand For Lifestyle And Consumer Technology!

Chloe: "Hey What To We Have 3rd Period?"
Sophie: "LACT!"
Chloe: "Awsome!"

by Sophie Bbz May 27, 2008

Lact

Lol this makes me think of laxities. So this can be an abbreviation for laxities.

"I need to take some lact"

by Frozenfan724(9) June 20, 2021

Lact-tatio

Like fellatio except it is a tit job, using a woman’s breast milk as lubricant

Dude 1: dude, isn’t she a new mom? How’s it feel to date a MILF?
Dude 2: it was great, she gave me lact-tatio

by Kitty2453 June 7, 2018

Lactifucking

The act of infusing a person's anus with warm milk for the enjoyment of the receiver. Typically, a lightweight aluminum funnel is used to carry out the milk infusion in an orderly fashion.

My boyfriend allowed me to lactifuck him once, and now he is totally hooked on it. Doesn't want regular sex anymore, just hot milk in his ass. Boy, this lactifucking is a dangerous game!

by Alpro April 28, 2013

Lactose intolerant intolerant

The inability to be around people that incessantly talk about their condition.

I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.

by Rollo168 March 14, 2014

Lactard

A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.

P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.

by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013