Lactifucking

The act of infusing a person's anus with warm milk for the enjoyment of the receiver. Typically, a lightweight aluminum funnel is used to carry out the milk infusion in an orderly fashion.

My boyfriend allowed me to lactifuck him once, and now he is totally hooked on it. Doesn't want regular sex anymore, just hot milk in his ass. Boy, this lactifucking is a dangerous game!

Lactifucking by Alpro April 28, 2013

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Ladifuckingda

Ladifuckingda - interjection
1. An exclamation of sarcastic congratulations
2. An expletive of extreme dissapointment or distress
3. An abstract phrase used to express emotions, usually of the less elated kind

NOT to be confused as each case has seperate emphasis and therefore seperate usage

Usage: Associated with Whoopdifrickindoo and Hoofuckinray

- Wow, I got admitted into the pencil sharpening collection club.
- Well ladifuckingda!

- Dudette, you got shit on your skirt
- Oh ladiFUCKingda

- How are you?
- La-di-fuck-ing-da (said with swing)

Ladifuckingda by Iz November 17, 2003

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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