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A mysterious spaceship claimed to be a model of the Chevrolet Lacetti. It is able to leave the Earth's atmosphere if 'it' (an alien) is inside the automobile. It is also meteor proof, so whenever a meteor strikes the vehicle, it just bounces off and brakes into smaller pieces.

Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.
Yo, Vlad, Where is It?
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.

Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!
Lacetti by wanking December 14, 2016
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Only the coolest last name ever. In Italian it means "I breaka you face!
Are you asking me about my business? I'll go LaCotti all over here!
LaCotti by S.J.L. June 16, 2008
Related Words

Laceticle 

"Dude, my laceticle busted off last night, now I can't feed it through the hole."
Laceticle by Liz4Keeps December 25, 2009
Noe som er tilfredsstillende å vite uavhengig av påvirkning på humøret.
"Jens Stoltenberg har blitt generalsekretær i NATO."
"Lættis!"
lættis by enginor November 6, 2014

Lacertilia 

The most offensive word ever known to man especially to principals of highschools.
Principal: you can't have lizard on your senior jersey
Me: okay fuck off I'll get lacertilia
Lacertilia by YALL CAN FUCK OFF February 16, 2018
a super sexy hottie because no one else has that name <3
wow look at lacette she stans txt
Lacette by super awesome frog leg December 17, 2020

lacertiform 

Something that looks or is shaped like a lizard.
*weird lizard shaped thing*

Person 1: Quite peculiar…

Person 2: Its quite lacertiform…

Person 1: What the fuck dies that mean.

Person 2: look it up on urban dictionary bro.