LaCotti 

Only the coolest last name ever. In Italian it means "I breaka you face!

Are you asking me about my business? I'll go LaCotti all over here!

LaCotti by S.J.L. June 16, 2008

Lacetti 

A mysterious spaceship claimed to be a model of the Chevrolet Lacetti. It is able to leave the Earth's atmosphere if 'it' (an alien) is inside the automobile. It is also meteor proof, so whenever a meteor strikes the vehicle, it just bounces off and brakes into smaller pieces.

Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.

Yo, Vlad, Where is It?
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.

Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!

Lacetti by wanking December 14, 2016

lacosting 

when someone sports lacoste like there is no tomorrow.

damn matt is hella cool because he's lacosting the scene.

lacosting by arlie September 6, 2004

lactoting 

To breast-feed while walking around.

I can't believe she was lactoting in the mall food court.

lactoting by Mike Padget October 17, 2015

lacostitute 

Someone (male or female) who engages in douchebag activity for payment. In this case 'douchebag activity' involves wearing a small alligator on items of designer clothing and 'payment' involves paying extortionately over the odds.

"Kimmie just spent $400 on three items from the Lacoste store and now she's flaunting them on the street corner"
"What a Lacostitute"

lacostitute by markleigh99 April 13, 2016

Lacostina 

A name given to a South African woman who is dating a Zimbabwean man.

Used in context: "That Lacostina will do anything for her croc-riding Zim man, but she'll never buy him roll-on "

Lacostina by Spider™ November 26, 2022

Hunter lacotts 

Commonly found in the crack shack smoking meth

Hunter lacotts is a methhead

Hunter lacotts by Jk15 July 3, 2020