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Definitions by SliplongariousSlmander

xanthocarpous 

xanthocarpous definition is: having yellow fruits. Thats literally it. Why does word exist?
Rick (husband): I am a xanthrocarpous person.

Carrie (wife): Look Rick, I already told you to stop using those stupid words. Its gotten to the point where I have our divorce lawyer on speed dile, say one more weird word, and say bye to seeing your kids everyday.

Rick (husband): But Carrie, it needs to be known I am a xanthocarpous male…

lacertiform 

Something that looks or is shaped like a lizard.
*weird lizard shaped thing*

Person 1: Quite peculiar…

Person 2: Its quite lacertiform…

Person 1: What the fuck dies that mean.

Person 2: look it up on urban dictionary bro.

Metacarpus 

Metacarpus is the scientific word for your hand. Your metacarpus is a very good part of your body and is what you use to write idk why I said that. Can also be an insult.
Person 1: Oh dear, it appears my metacarpus is in pain.
Person 2: Oh no! Need ice?
Or
Person 1: You are a loser.
Person 2: You literally are built like the word metacarpus you are not one to talk.

Paraparaxis 

A mistake or error. Also can be used in an insult.
Oh crap! I made a paraparaxis”
Or
Your such a paraparaxis!”

Obeliscolychne 

It really means lighthouse, but you can use it as an insult. It is in the top 13672526628277 worst insults.
Your dog: *biting you*

You: AHH GET AWAY YOU OBELISCOLYCHNE!!