Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.

A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!

Langared by El Cunto August 18, 2013

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langelos

A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"

Langelos: I'll have to beat the hell out of three imates tommorow just to feel happy! What do you mean i'm crazy?!? 1v1 IRL you little nerd, I'll fkin kill you!

langelos by Creig September 6, 2008

Josephine Langford

these two words can be used to describe the woman of your dreams. she's stunning,funny,smart and she basically has the whole package. if you get to breathe the same air with her, you're the luckiest mf on earth and that's on .

-Aye mate how was the girl you went out with last night?
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??

Josephine Langford by onlyintellectuals December 2, 2019

Josephine Langford

The word Josephine Langford is synonymous to being Perfect inside out. Josephine Langford is a literal goddess. She's an unproblematic Queen, who deserves the whole world. She's beautiful, inspirational, powerful, talented and intelligent. So in a few words: She is the woman of many people's dreams. She belongs to NO ONE and is her OWN person.

Santa, can I have Josephine Langford for Christmas this year?
Santa: No. JL is out of everyone's league.

Josephine Langford by A Josexual November 17, 2020

Langarjeet

Another word for pajeet sikhs who take donations(money and cooking machinery) from hindus and then shame and flaunt about feeding same hindus for eating food when hindus come to sikh temples out of respect for sikh gurus.

Langarjeet: we are only 2% of indian population but we feed 98% hindus in india.

Langarjeet by Pajeetslayer September 13, 2023

Josephine langford

Simply a fucking goddes. We dont even deserve that angel. A fucking queen and the humblest person being. She deserves the world . Bitches i'm josexual. That's it.

Josephine langford: the perfection.

Josephine langford by 35436678 May 21, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026