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Thomas Ladder
The inventor of the ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of rocks were used to get up to high places.
After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*
Thomas Ladder by battmerns February 25, 2021
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Mid ladder
The worst place to be in clash (Royale), this purgatory like place is known by many as “the trenches of clash”
-challenger 1 - Master 2
This is the place niggas go ham wit the outa pocket decks. You can’t play a game without playing one of these cards
1. E barbs - if they’re racist
2. Mega knight - jus bc they don’t know how to make a deck
3. E giant - if they’re sped
4. Pekka - if they hate women
5. Golem - if they hate black people
6.Witch (any variant) - they get bullied at school
7. Xbow - if they’re a sociopath (me)
8. Royale Giant - when they don’t got a dad
-challenger 1 - Master 2
This is the place niggas go ham wit the outa pocket decks. You can’t play a game without playing one of these cards
1. E barbs - if they’re racist
2. Mega knight - jus bc they don’t know how to make a deck
3. E giant - if they’re sped
4. Pekka - if they hate women
5. Golem - if they hate black people
6.Witch (any variant) - they get bullied at school
7. Xbow - if they’re a sociopath (me)
8. Royale Giant - when they don’t got a dad
Example1.
Kid at school: AYO! Check out my deck
(Giant skeleton, Witch, Clone, Balloon, Rage, E-Barbs, Freeze, Tesla)
Girl: Ew, what the fuck? You’re a mid ladder player get away from me
Example 2.
Kid 1: oh you play clash? What deck u runnin?
Kid 2: yea, lumberloon with elixir golem-battle hea-
Kid 1: *shoots kid 2 before he finishes sentence*
Kid at school: AYO! Check out my deck
(Giant skeleton, Witch, Clone, Balloon, Rage, E-Barbs, Freeze, Tesla)
Girl: Ew, what the fuck? You’re a mid ladder player get away from me
Example 2.
Kid 1: oh you play clash? What deck u runnin?
Kid 2: yea, lumberloon with elixir golem-battle hea-
Kid 1: *shoots kid 2 before he finishes sentence*
Mid ladder by clarski on YT September 26, 2021
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Suma Cum Laude
Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.
Suma Cum Laude by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019
ladder anxiety
Gaming term; anxiety toward competitive ranking in online play. Often used regarding StarCraft or other competitive game.
ladder anxiety by Ulrezaj_ December 22, 2013
Ladder Kicker
someone who acts as if the only means of preserving or promoting their quality of life is by denying the same to others. They have climbed the ladder of opportunity and now want to kick the ladder away.
Nancy moved to this neighborhood ten years ago for the schools and quality of life. Nancy opposes the construction of a new apartment building that would offer a similar opportunity to new families. Nancy is a ladder kicker.
Ladder Kicker by Jughead515 July 10, 2018
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